THE FARMER BLUES

 

I am a farmer,

And I have a farm,

I´ve got ten children,

and I have two wifes.

My story is not easy,

my story is so hard,

because

I am a farmer,

and I have two wifes.

I have a duck and a cow,

and I have a pig,

so hard is my life,

but not much more that my dick.

My first wife is called Lucy,

the second one is called Rose,

than hard is my story,

as hard as a rock.

Lucy is in the kitchen,

cause is the lunchtime

Rose is so busy,

busy with the mine

due to in the bed,

Rose never decline.

I am a farmer,

And I have a farm,

I´m got ten children,

and I have two wifes.

My story is not easy,

my story is so hard,

because

I am a farmer,

and I have two wifes.

I have a timetable,

timetable to fuck,

with Lucy in the morning

I don´t stop

a bite for a cigarrette

and I´m going to Rose.

I have a timetable,

timetable to fuck,

Lucy is too much late!

Is the lunchtime of the duck.

  

I´ve lose 20 kilos

the cow and the duck.

Like my animals couldn´t eat,

the pig ate my dick.

Lucy let me with Rose,

and Rose let me alone,

thanks at the pig which ate my dick,

I could let the cocaine

that I needed to my nose.

I was a farmer,

And I had a farm,

I got ten children,

and I had two wifes.

My story was not easy,

my story was so hard,

because

I was just a undick farmer,

and I had two fucking wifes

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